Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
It's just like the Real World with babies
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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