There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
i want you to feel like i'm letting you into my heart, not just my vagina.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
you know it's bad when you need sunglasses to open the refrigerator
Correct me if I'm wrong here... but did we serenade each others breasts to "winds of change" last night?
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Note to self... Do not stick your head in a can of paint and try to paint the walls green with your hair
Can finally say I won't be lonely this Valentine's day! Mother nature decided to drop by.
Her boyfriend offered to buy me a vibrator. I'm not sure how to feel about that.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
Omg I just looked in my purse from last night.. 10 bags of gummy bears.
Randomize
