we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
The extent of my physical activity is running from the cops.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
I'm your Election Erection Connection
I retroactively revoke all sex we've ever had.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
How hot? Like... how many hemsworths?
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
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