is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
the bride spent most of the night apologizing to people she had punched earlier.
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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