How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
They're letting me teach a freshman-laden class now. This university needs better background checks.
There are two types of people in this world I don't trust: people who collect stamps, and people who don't drink
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
I have so many feelings about this burrito
Just got a blow job from a woman on a ski slope. She said ski'ing frightens her and giving head calms her down. Glad I could help ma'am!
My parents are coming to visit the 28th. How bad is it that I put a reminder in my phone to "hide sex toys"?
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
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