Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
I stayed up for hours making sure you didnt pass out in a mountain of your own puke. But when I heard you yell AWWWW FUUCCKK, somehow I knew everything would be ok
I apologize for forcing you to look at my boob when we were high. It was uncalled for
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I just ordered 30 klonopins from India that could probably be anything from Viagra to Midol. You need to find another friend to get advice from right now
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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