I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
If i could tip my vagina, i would.
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
If you're wearing dry underwear your day is already better than mine.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I'm laying here half naked telling him I'm eating gold fish to change the subject of hookin up cuz I don't wanna put pants on
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
The dick pic bandit just sent me a poem about showering..
So the other day we finished having sex and he literally said "what are we going to do about your vagina?" Like, I hadn't even dismounted him yet.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
Randomize
