i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
you could play connect the dots with the people ive fucked in this room
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Life lesson. Learning to pee left handed is easier than learning brickbreaker left handed. Rather lose a few drops than a few lives
it tasted disgusting. but i pretty much drank it in the name of science, and free alcohol
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
Best night if my life? Time I got eaten out in the backseat of a M5 while eating White Castle. Then he fucked me. Perfect
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