How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
Looks like an M-80 went off in a lb. of pastrami
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
The reason halloween exists is because it's not cheating if you're wearing a costume.
do herpes really smell.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
We fucked in his mom's shower and all I could think about was being too old to be sneak banging while someone's mom was out of town and how much mildew was on the shower curtain. Fuck you, Adulthood.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
Dude you chased a girl around the yard and then fell over the curb. Face first. You got up on your own tho so you reached champion status
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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