My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
I'm at his house. He has VELCRO shoes. I'm too desperate to leave...I may need help in thee life dept
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
I think I'm dead. Why did I think it was a good idea to hang from the banister while someone poured liquor into my mouth?
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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