Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
do you know your status is "goal for vegas: hook up with a girl AND a boy"?
and THATS why i'm not adding my mom on facebook
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
I just masturbated mid-day, thinking of you
I think that is one of the most romantic things I have ever heard from a fuck buddy on v-day, there is a strong possibility that you will soon be my girlfriend.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
Poking every semi-decent guy on Facebook in the hopes that one of them will want to hook up with me tonight. So far all i've accomplished is 5 new poke wars which i will most certainly continue after this weekend.
She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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