how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
the fat guy in me is very excited, and the skinny guy in me is very excited for the fat guy in me
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
Okay. I am working on pulling a tooth out of my mouth. Call me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
avocado toast wont fix the fact you did a bunch of blow you fucking hipster
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