Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
We're gonna have horrible, horrible babies.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I literally just skipped to the fridge when I realized we had enough vodka left to get day drunk
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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