There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
trent lit his nipple on fire and said "i am the only highlander"
I almost didn't wake up for my first day of work. The 3rd bottle of champagne was a mistake. And the 2nd bottle of wine after that was probably excessive
I am currently eating pure cake frosting...I am not sure how I was ever referred to as a responsible adult.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that it may incriminate me
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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