Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
She tried to kill herself by taking a whole packet of panadol. I mean HELLO THAT'S ME EVERY SUNDAY MORNING.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
Wait... where the hell did you even find a live OCTOPUS, let alone green eggs and ham?
Randomize
