i just smoke outta the biggest bowl i've ever seen. the kid was totally compensating for a tiny weeenie.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
I think rendering her infertile would be a valid community service project
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
To be clear, the next time I wake up with your dick inside me, I will reach down and grab one and squeeze until it pops like a grape. You've been warned.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
That girl is like a master class on how to be an unlovable crazy person.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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