Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
Listen, Pinot Grigio got me pregnant. It can get you a boyfriend.
yeah, but i heard shes schizophrenic
i wouldn't even care dude, i'd fuck her and all 7 of her personalities.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
No im the worst roommate ever. Just dump a bucket of water on my head at 8am so i can suffer like i deserve to.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I would rather get explosive diarrhea at the aquarium than go home alone tonight
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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