He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
Weer fine. went to buiy cigxs, but hes theonly one waering shoes. He caem out wti chicke fingers instead. whatecer, there th 8 dollar kind.
Yes, I am about to pass out on my beanbag with a mason jar of wine. Welcome to the south freshmen.
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
When the sex is so good, you need three fans and have to chug a gallon of water after
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
Shotgunning beers in the shower. Mom would be proud.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
He told us when he was 10 he started shoving bars of soap up his ass for pleasure so i winked at him
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