Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
I was hidding Easter eggs in CHURCH this morning when one of the older men came up to me and said "I always knew you'd be a bunny just not the Easter kind" ... Our congregation obviously has high hopes for their pastor's daighter
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
PS August 29 of last year was when you ran over my foot. Facebook just reminded me.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
dude he passed out in the strip club on his birthday, WHILE he was getting a lap dance. That drunk.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
Eight drinks in. Subject is fondling chips before eating them. Intoxicated texting has expanded from best friend to random guy I met in FBLA.
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
You need to stop vomiting in the washing machine, bro. For real this time.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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