I really liked your hair last night but that style makes it really hard to hold it while you puke
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
we passed out in our seats at the game for about 3innings. I guess they showed it on the big screen. nap n rally!
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
You told me you had two boobs that want to be naked for me. I'm just following up on your request.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
so he'll eat food out of a dumpster but he won't lick your ass?
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