well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
He asked me "did you used to go to church" while we were having sex.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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