Me liking this guy is the best diet ever. Do I want this cookie...or do I want to get laid.
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
THERE ARE SO MANY ALCOHOLS IN MY BLOOD RIGHT NOW
Reports of my death were greatly exaggerated.
Don't tell him that you hope he dies in a boring missionary position with his wife. That doesn't go over well.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
And I broke things off with Justin last night. Except I texted him while he was asleep and then I was like well, that's probably not what he wants to wake up to, so I sent him a picture of the coconut I microwaved and caught on fire when I was really high one time.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
what are you up to?
it's 8pm, i've already showered and gotten in bed. if you wanted to make plans u should have asked 3 months in advance
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