Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
just got invited to smoke a bowl by a guy who has a prostetic leg and has been on the jerry springer show multiple times. I love my life right now
I am three bowls, two beers, and a muscle relaxer into babysitting. What are you doing.
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
You motherfucker. I just had an MRI with a penny under my boob.
Today I'm playing this game called how physically long can I Lay in this one spot before moving, do you have an estimated time of departure?
all we have is white fucking wine this is a travesty it's christmas not a fucking funeral
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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