i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
Yeah we invited her back for chicken nugget sandwiches
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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