Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
you said the mailboxes were turning into babies and they started crawling away. then you cried and asked me how you were gonna get your college acceptance letters
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
I left the guinea pigs on the dryer. Make sure to take care of them.
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
high I am. I am yoda. Yoda I am
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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