Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
He's been dead since March and more people write on his wall than mine.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
I'm leaving my hospital band on when we go drinking tonight. I'm aiming for pity sex.
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
well all i have to say, besides fuck you, is YOU try assembling ikea shelves while high on molly.
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