Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
They threw me out of the bar because I was arguing business ethics with the owner of th bar
Facebook is used to stalk your friends, Twitter is used to stalk celebritie=s, and Myspace is used to stalk underaged girls. Everything else is porn. T=he Internet in a nutshell.
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
Walmart at night is scary enough without having to run into people you've slept with
Well, you know sobriety isn't something I like to do on the reg.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
Sincerely. Thanks. You could have thought of anyone sitting on your face but you chose me. :)
Can i have the words "she went crazy and never came back" written on my grave?
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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