oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
Did you really end last night's sexting with "Stay thirsty my friend"?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I'm wearing the jeans from casino night. Tell me why I have a napkin in my pocket that says 'dont fear me'? I'm hoping it was just a coincidence.
Alright. I will breast feed the first person to get here.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
went back to my college bar last night. Bar tender doesn't remember my name but remembers me as margarita girl...I'm not even mad though
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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