He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
I decided to name my penis gatorade...is it in you?
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
I just won Halloween Walk of Shame Bingo!
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Just because you have put things in my vagina does not mean you know me
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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