I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
If taco bell and midol can't fix her, she's in gods hands now.
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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