Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
I'm taking a shit break of discontent as a personal protest
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I don'y know if I should feel accomplished or disgusted. I just ate a dozen cookies all to myself. I'm leaning more towards accomplished.
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
Are you sure you found YOUR underwear?
BUT YOU GOTTA TASTE THE RAINBOW!!
That's what Skittles are for!
Randomize
