seagrams + popov + pineapple + milk. there, ur search for worlds worst drink is over. you're welcome
In attempts to Not be THAT GIRL in front of my new crush I will only drink a 12 pack instead of my normal case.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
Repeat the weekend mantra. "I like boys with teeth, I need boys with teeth, I deserve boys with teeth, I will have boys with teeth".
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
You know, there is no convenient place for your beer when you are on shrooms taking a shower.
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
Alternately I could tell him western classical is just a series of events that had to happen for music to reach the point where Beyoncé was able to pen drunk in love, which is the pinnacle of humanity's artistic achievement thus far
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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