It was like a mary poppins bag, except a sexual mary poppins bag.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
I am not saying a eulogy for your vibrator.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I considered my 2012 starting right when the cop followed the wrong car for the bottle rocket we shot at him
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So ahh..."Multicultural Night" turned into "Fuck the Neighbor Night"
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
He was jealous of me and threatened by me. I'm like, just cause I could fuck your girlfriend doesn't mean I'm going to
She's not even my type. She doesn't have a penis or a drug problem
He was peeing on the back wall of a building. He would have been okay if the building hadn't been a police station.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
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