The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
You wouldn't know anything about the tooth on ice in my freezer would you?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Liver, I have supported you for 18 fucking years. Pull your weight for ONE NIGHT and detoxify this alcohol.
Thank you for not puking on my lap during the first class of the semester. And fuck you for doing it in the second.
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
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