that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
I couldn't open my car door and for a second I thought they were taking me to an intervention circle.
It smells like someone died in our apartment and ya'll used some random orifice of his body to smoke weed out of. Side note, how did we get a guitar?
Pretty sure the purpose of joining wine clubs isn't to drink the 2 bottles they send you each month IN THE SAME NIGHT.
Partying with them is like having your dick stapled to your left nostril
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
you stuck pieces of bread to your face with peanut butter and asked if it looked like you had a facial yeast infection.
ohhhh that's why they asked me to leave...
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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