I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
Anderson Cooper just came out.
Crying tears of glitter and rainbows right now. Gonna decorate my dildo like My Little Pony in his honor.
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Just thinking about this summer makes me feel a slight tingle of an orgasm mixed with a twinge of regret as the cold ghostly feeling of multiple hangovers creep into my body.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Best part of leaving the university? Interns are as hot as my former students, not legally off limits, and they will do anything for a full time job.
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
My diet has been 80% Fun Dip this week, soooo, no. Not good.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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