OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
people and things i regret. that's what i want to do tonight.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I'M SO LONELY THAT I TEXTED THE FRESHMAN
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
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