well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I spent 10 minutes contemplating condensation on grapes this morning.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
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