are u sure the monkey wasnt drunk too
Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Masterbating to Tolstoy. You?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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