She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Fuckbuddy couldn't meet, so she's trying to find a substitute to come fuck me. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
Told the cab driver to take me to narnia last night. Turns out there's a bar called narnia on the south side of town. We are in business
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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