im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
I am spending my child support on dildos
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
no you're not listening to me HE WANTED TO BRAID MY HAIR
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
I lost control in the snow and hit a parked car. I went into our building to get a pen and paper to leave a note and when I came back the car was gone and there was a hot girl there. I used the pen and paper to get her number.
he just payed for our date, after telling him I was leaving early to meet my fuck buddy. is there something lower than friendzone I can stick this guy in?
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
we found his I.D. in the upstairs bathroom...under a towel in a hidden pile of snacks from her kitchen
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
I think my vagina is phsycic. All day it tingled and then BAM Channing Tatums look alike fucks me like ive never been fucked in my life.
Care to explain the single rose and the package of "Cowboy Moustaches" I found on the porch?
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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