My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
My TA just asked me why I was late to class. How do I say because I was having the best orgasm of my life in Arabic?
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
Apparently I've been blackout drunk doing abstract algebra on the floor
Just did a slip and slide down a five story staircase in my dorm. Being an engineer is fucking awesome
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
I took a sleeping pill while he was in the bathroom. Time for a game of how long can we bang before I fall asleep.
You are both horrible and amazing
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
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