fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
i got your date sluuuuuuut pick up my calls or else hes mine
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
I just realized i came back home with my lei that one night. How do i forget my bra but remember my lei?
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
Turn on the Discovery Channel
Lets fuck to motorcycle gang fighting
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
You were crying hysterically
So that's why my heels were in the oven...
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Its like people have to train for months before they try and drink with us and survive...
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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