she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
I'm buying you potatoes, the least you could do is not ask any fucking questions and just say thank you.
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
Please stop calling me a pterodactyl during sex. It only happens when you're drunk, but still.
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