White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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