Nicole vs. Life
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
I told him that all frat guys do it... it was that easy to get him to go down on me.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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