just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Well if it makes you feel any better I threw up at Roadhouse. And then on the way to the train. And then in a water fountain. And then in a plastic bag on the train.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
Jesus I should have learned from my first marriage not to get married again
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
No offense, but I don’t think I would want to see him in anything skimpier than a hazmat suit.
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