And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
Dude, no matter how drunk you are, it's not okay to hug every other guy at a strip club. Mainly because boners are far too common.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
I woke up to him yelling "WHO SLEEPS WITH A BEER IN THEIR HAND?!?" this of course, startled me awake and made me spill the aforementioned beer. So I guess the a answer is- not this girl, not anymore. Asshole
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
well i don't know if 30 seconds is exactly a good time but at least he bought me breakfast
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
it's like that time i was drunk at relay for life. but with balloon animals...
You know you're drunk when you have to be picked up out of a bathtub.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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