yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
No. No, there is no forgiveness for this. The only way I'm forgiving you for this is if you somehow convince your sister to have sex with me. In her car.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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