North Korea, Best Korea!
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
Everyone thinks it's an okay idea now until I'm overdoing it on the vodka/clubs, dancing on a table, trying to make out with the groom.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
He serenaded me say anything-style with Weird Al songs and then blew me on the beach. I'd say he's a keeper.
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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