Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
there's a taquito in the driveway. If it's not yours I'm going to eat it.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
there isn't one for "I'll give you an I'm sorry blowjob" but that's also an option you have. in the meantime here is an emoticon of a caterpillar
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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